This actually could be a daily feature - after all there seems to be no shortage of nuts! A virtual parade of pathetic lunacy and you wouldn't even have to leave the North American continent or the continental United States for that matter.
Now, don't get me wrong, Canada has it's share of morons and sociopaths, but generally speaking we rarely treat them as national treasures!
A catch up....
Last week Charlie Sheen placed high on my list of nuts. Unless you've been living in a hollowed out log (sorry Fred Penner!) you would have heard his story.
Fired from his sit-com 'Two And A Half Men' where the 45 year old actor was earning $1.8 million per episode after he launched an avalanche of nasty remarks regarding fellow cast members and the writers, producers and network. Charlie Sheen had obviously decided that outrageous trumps meager talent and recently announced that he is taking his insanity on the road.
"My Violent Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not An Option", which is scheduled to begin in Detroit on April 2, is reportedly having Snoop Dog as a musical guest, and an Associated Press reports says that the opening Anthem is being sung by a porno star.
The tour was reported as sold out in 18 minutes which would have been a Ticketmaster record. However, on April 1, 2011 the Detroit Free Press stated that as of March 30 that there were over 1000 tickets available from a third-party reseller (scalper front?), some at 15% less than the cheapest seats sold at the Fox Theater, suggesting a 'softening demand' for Charlie Sheen.
As of early last week , tickets for the main floor of the Detroit show, originally $52, were going for as little as $14 each on StubHub, according to ABC News.
Sources connected with the concert tour are saying that the deal is for Charlie to perform on 21 dates. He'll get 85% of the profits, with Live Nation getting the remaining 15%. Charlie's cut is projected to average between $250,000 - $275,000 for each show.
And there's more ... Charlie will get additional $$$ for after-parties and merchandising with 200,000 pieces of merchandise already shipped out for the show.
Later this month he is appearing in two shows at Massey Hall in Toronto. One could always hope that Canadians might snub Sheen's Toronto appearances if only to show that we view mental health problems as a disease, not an admirable attribute.
Alas, that is not likely to be the case, as Canadians - like our friends to the south, have a fascination with freaks.
The big nut this week is pastor Terry Jones and his side kick pastor Wayne Sapp . These two bit religious hucksters, are leaders of the Dove World Outreach an obscure christian church in Florida. In 2010 they had announced plans to burn a copy of the Qur'an as a protest against the planned construction of a mosque near ground zero in New York. This was cancelled in the face of condemnation by Barack Obama, the Pentagon, the state department and international outrage.
At the time Sarah Palin, an even bigger idiot than this so called, 'Man of God', wrote "People have a constitutional right to burn a Qur'an if they want to, but doing so is insensitive and an unnecessary provocation – much like building a mosque at Ground Zero,"
Interpol, the Pentagon and others warned that such an act would provoke violent acts around the world by outraged Muslims.
So what does this character do last month?
In front of a small crowd Jones who is also the author of "Islam Is of the Devil", deliberately set fire to the Muslim Holy Book. And as could be expected there was violence in the middle east. In Afghanistan a UN Compound was attacked by Muslim extremists and four Nepalese, one Swedish, one Norwegian and one Romanian worker were believed to have been killed.
In the face of this the nervy Jones has called for "immediate" US and UN action against its perpetrators, saying the whole religion of Islam must be held accountable. Sicko!
Saturday, April 2, 2011
Yonge Street Drummers
A bit of a video - nothing fancy for sure - that I made after a visit the other day to Toronto, Ontario. The weather was super and buskers were out in numbers.
Friday, March 25, 2011
The Killings At Reesor Siding
I was 16 years of age when the killings at Reesor Sidings occurred. Five years would pass before I stood on the same soil for the first time where these men spilled their blood. I had read about the incident and belonging to a union family I had a special affinity for men who risked everything in the struggle for a better working life.
It was during the early hours of February 11th, 1963 that 3 men were shot to death and 8 wounded in one of the bloodiest labour conflicts in Canadian history. It occurred at Reesor Siding, midway beween the towns of Kapuskasing and Hearst. The victims were striking bush workers of the Lumber and Sawmill Workers Union employed by the Spruce Falls Power and Paper Company. The people responsible for the shooting were not police officers or company henchmen but farmers who believed they were protecting their livelihood with the sale of logs to the paper company.
The strike lasted 33 days and put brothers in conflict against brothers and even fathers against sons in this predominantly francophone region. The strikers were objecting to the fact that the farmers’ continued to sell their logs allowing Spruce Falls to continue operations despite the strike.
Following the meeting of January 10th in Toronto, the Negotiating Committee and Union Officials returned to Kapuskasing and informed the members of the Company offer. On January 14th, the bush workers went on strike, initially without the support or permission of the Union Executive. The Union and Brother Joseph Laforce, then President of LSWU Local 2995 (in the Kapuskasing area) changed their position three times over this strike. At the outset, the Union Executive Board had refused to support the strikers but, a few days later, the Executive offered some support while no financial assistance was forthcoming, finally, the Executive relented and gave full support to the members on strike, including strike pay.
From the beginning of the strike, both parties refused any type of negotiation or compromise. The strikers were refusing to go back to work until an agreement was signed, the company wanted the workers to return to work during the negotiations and that all interventions by the strikers in the farmers would have to cease.
An important factor influencing the length of this strike was the ties between Spruce Falls and the New York Times. Spruce Falls had a corporate relationship with the New York Times. The Times was buying nearly 30% of all the newsprint produced in Kapuskasing. At the time the New York Times printers were on strike so the production demand at Spruce Falls was reduced by 30%.
Although the mill employees were unionized and the people of Kapuskasing in general did not support the bush workers. In some people minds the bush workers were viewed as ignorant and insignificant. To understand the reasons for the farmers’ reluctance to support the strikers, one had to remember that the strike began in January of 1963, at the height of the Cold War. The fear of communism, the "Red Menace" was very prevalent at the time, especially since the missiles crisis in Cuba that had occurred in October, 1962. The myth that trade unions were linked to communism was still very prevalent then.
The second reason for the inflexibility of Spruce Falls was the fact that they had another supplier ; the region’s farmers. The farmers were supplying the company with approximately 110,000 cords of wood or 25% of the 450,000 cord annual requirement of Spruce Falls. The company had reduced their production because of the New York Times printers' strike and they were able to meet their needs with the wood left in the mill yard and the supply from the farmers.
At the beginning Union representatives had met with the farmers and explained that any increase in wages in the new Collective Agreement would undoubtedly mean an increase in the price the farmers would be getting for their wood. If the farmers were to support the strike, Spruce Falls, with little wood inventory, would probably have been forced to negotiate much earlier. This would have shortened the strike and the loss to the framers would have been minimal. However, the farmers refused any association with the strikers.
The strikers had begun to take action to stop any wood flow from the settlers to the mill and those actions had effectively stopped the farmers from delivering their logs. The situation was critical because the wood had to be hauled out of the forest before the spring thaw.
The government had not been very active at the beginning of the strike. On January 22nd, 10 independent truck drivers accompanied by Rene Brunelle, MPP for Kapuskasing, met with the Premier John Robert in Toronto. The truck drivers and Brunelle asked for the assistance of the government to end the strike. The Government appointed a mediator to help sort out the trouble between the union and Spruce Falls.
During the weeks prior to the morning of shootings the wood stockpiled at Reesor Siding had been ransacked on by strikers. The first time this occurred, 400 cords had been un-stacked while about 700 cords were un-stacked the second time around. Consequently, the farmers had started to guard their wood piles round the clock.
During the night of February 10th there were about 600 cords at Reesor Siding ready to be loaded onto the rail cars. The strikers had heard about this and it was their intention to spill the wood piles once again. The O.P.P. had seen several vehicles full of strikers heading for Reesor Siding and, around midnight, the police arrived at Reesor Siding to inform the 20 farmers on guard that the strikers were coming. At approximately 12:30 a.m. between 400 and 500 strikers arrived. Within a few minutes 3 strikers were shot and killed and 8 were wounded under heavy gunfire from the farmers. The strikers were not armed with any weapons.
As they arrived at the site, the strikers crossed the cordon that the police had set up in an attempt to stop them. The strikers then had advanced toward the chain that was being used as a fence and, even before crossing it, without any warning the farmers opened fire on the strikers. (During the investigation, the police found that a minimum of 5 guns out of the 14 that were found had been fired more than once). The strikers retreated immediately, but 2 of them were dead on the scene while a third died on the way to the hospital; the wounded were brought to the hospital in the strikers’ vehicles.
There remained many questions: were the police aware that the farmers were armed and could they have advised the strikers? It appears logical to assume that the police had seen the farmers' arsenal at the time that they advised the farmers that the strikers were on their way. Furthermore, the Mayor of Kapuskasing Norm Grant had announced in the Globe and Mail Newspaper that the farmers were armed to protect themselves from the strikers’ raids.
In the days following the shooting, the then leader of the New Democratic Party, Donald C. McDonald publicly stated that he had affidavits confirming that the police knew beforehand that the farmers had guns at Reesor Siding.
The deceased were Irenée and Joseph Fortier (brothers) from Palmarolle, Québec and Fernand Drouin from St. Elzéar. Irenée Fortier was 34 years old, married and had two children. His brother, Joseph was 25 years old and was also married. Fernand Drouin was 29 years old and a bachelor. The wounded were Harry Bernard, Ovila Bernard, Joseph Boily, Alex Hachey, Albert Martel, Joseph Mercier, Léo Ouimette and Daniel Tremblay.
The 20 farmers were immediately arrested by the police that were there and 14 firearms were seized. There were three 12 gauge shotguns, two 30-30 rifles, five twenty-two caliber rifles, two .303’s (Lee Enfield, surplus guns from the Second World War), one .30-06 and one .38 Smith and Wesson revolver.
The farmers were charged on February 11th for illegal use of firearms with intent to wound and were later released on a $500.00 bail each. A few days later, the Crown Attorney laid some new charges against the farmers; they were now accused of 3 counts of non capital murder. At the time if one was found guilty of non capital murder, he was only put in jail and could no be sentenced to death by hanging.
The day after the new charges were laid, all of the farmers gave themselves up to the police and where transported to the Haileybury Provincial jail to await trial.
Following the Reesor Siding incident, the Attorney General, Fred Cass sent 200 police officers to assist the 25 already in Kapuskasing; warrants for the arrest of 237 strikers had been issued under accusations of having participated in a riot. The strikers and the leaders of Local 2995 cooperated fully with the police and, by February 15th, 181 strikers had given themselves up to the police following which, they were brought to Monteith, an old prisoners of war camp approximately two and one half hours from Kapuskasing . It was not very long that the strikers were released on bail.
Immediately after the shooting, the negotiations was taken over by the Ontario Minister of Labor. On February 14th after hours of negotiations, a solution was proposed to resolve the strike. The first point of solution was that Spruce Falls would negotiate with the union and in the meantime the loggers had to return to work under the conditions of the 1962 Agreement. However, before agreeing to this solution, the members had to vote on it.
Friday, February 15th and Saturday, February 16th the so-called "Solution" was presented to the members. The offer was thus accepted and the workers returned to work immediately.
The strike was over but there remained the legal proceedings for the 20 farmers who had been charged for non capital murder and the 254 strikers charged for illegal assembly. The court found 138 strikers guilty and were charged 200$ each. These fines were later paid by the head office of the parent Union.
The court proceeding against the farmers were held in October, 1963 at the Provincial Court of the District of Cochrane (in the town of Cochrane). The judge hearing the case was J.C. McRuer, Chief Justice of the Supreme Court of Ontario. These proceedings were only preliminary hearing to determine if the farmers were to be tried for murder. After the witnesses were heard and the evidence was presented, the 7 men's jury withdrew and deliberated for 2 ½ days.
The decision of the jury was that, due to lack of evidence, the farmers could not be tried for murder and must be set free without any conditions. However, Judge McRuer found that 3 of the farmers, namely Paul-Emile Coulombe, Léonce Tremblay and Héribert Murray, were guilty of possession of dangerous firearms. He imposed a fine of 150 dollars each!
In 1969, Stompin Tom Connors released his album On Tragedy Trail which including the Reesor shooting. It is said that he reported receiving death threats, ordering him not to play the song at upcoming venues.
A memorial to the slain men and injured workers was erected by the union amid some public outcry at a cost of $22,000. The Globe and Mail reported threats at the time to destroy the monument. The Province of Ontario in turn erected a historical plaque on the site.
It was during the early hours of February 11th, 1963 that 3 men were shot to death and 8 wounded in one of the bloodiest labour conflicts in Canadian history. It occurred at Reesor Siding, midway beween the towns of Kapuskasing and Hearst. The victims were striking bush workers of the Lumber and Sawmill Workers Union employed by the Spruce Falls Power and Paper Company. The people responsible for the shooting were not police officers or company henchmen but farmers who believed they were protecting their livelihood with the sale of logs to the paper company.
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| Map showing the location of Ressor Siding |
The strike lasted 33 days and put brothers in conflict against brothers and even fathers against sons in this predominantly francophone region. The strikers were objecting to the fact that the farmers’ continued to sell their logs allowing Spruce Falls to continue operations despite the strike.
The employees of Spruce Falls also had other concerns. In the offer presented to its employees, the company was seeking permission to work the employees on a 7 day operation in case of emergency. The period of emergency would have been from the month of January to March before the spring breakup, which would make the roads impassable. This demand was not in the any other agreements with other local pulp companies, and since all companies were experiencing the same spring breakup conditions, it was rejected by the employees of Spruce Falls. Camp living accommodations were another principal reasons why the Union members refused the company's offer; loggers wanted better food, showers and more comfortable sleeping quarters.
Following the meeting of January 10th in Toronto, the Negotiating Committee and Union Officials returned to Kapuskasing and informed the members of the Company offer. On January 14th, the bush workers went on strike, initially without the support or permission of the Union Executive. The Union and Brother Joseph Laforce, then President of LSWU Local 2995 (in the Kapuskasing area) changed their position three times over this strike. At the outset, the Union Executive Board had refused to support the strikers but, a few days later, the Executive offered some support while no financial assistance was forthcoming, finally, the Executive relented and gave full support to the members on strike, including strike pay.
From the beginning of the strike, both parties refused any type of negotiation or compromise. The strikers were refusing to go back to work until an agreement was signed, the company wanted the workers to return to work during the negotiations and that all interventions by the strikers in the farmers would have to cease.
An important factor influencing the length of this strike was the ties between Spruce Falls and the New York Times. Spruce Falls had a corporate relationship with the New York Times. The Times was buying nearly 30% of all the newsprint produced in Kapuskasing. At the time the New York Times printers were on strike so the production demand at Spruce Falls was reduced by 30%.
Although the mill employees were unionized and the people of Kapuskasing in general did not support the bush workers. In some people minds the bush workers were viewed as ignorant and insignificant. To understand the reasons for the farmers’ reluctance to support the strikers, one had to remember that the strike began in January of 1963, at the height of the Cold War. The fear of communism, the "Red Menace" was very prevalent at the time, especially since the missiles crisis in Cuba that had occurred in October, 1962. The myth that trade unions were linked to communism was still very prevalent then.
The second reason for the inflexibility of Spruce Falls was the fact that they had another supplier ; the region’s farmers. The farmers were supplying the company with approximately 110,000 cords of wood or 25% of the 450,000 cord annual requirement of Spruce Falls. The company had reduced their production because of the New York Times printers' strike and they were able to meet their needs with the wood left in the mill yard and the supply from the farmers.
At the beginning Union representatives had met with the farmers and explained that any increase in wages in the new Collective Agreement would undoubtedly mean an increase in the price the farmers would be getting for their wood. If the farmers were to support the strike, Spruce Falls, with little wood inventory, would probably have been forced to negotiate much earlier. This would have shortened the strike and the loss to the framers would have been minimal. However, the farmers refused any association with the strikers.
The strikers had begun to take action to stop any wood flow from the settlers to the mill and those actions had effectively stopped the farmers from delivering their logs. The situation was critical because the wood had to be hauled out of the forest before the spring thaw.
| Member of Parliament for the area Rene Brunelle lobbied on behalf of local truckers to seek an end to the strike |
The government had not been very active at the beginning of the strike. On January 22nd, 10 independent truck drivers accompanied by Rene Brunelle, MPP for Kapuskasing, met with the Premier John Robert in Toronto. The truck drivers and Brunelle asked for the assistance of the government to end the strike. The Government appointed a mediator to help sort out the trouble between the union and Spruce Falls.
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| John Robarts was the Premier of Ontario |
During the night of February 10th there were about 600 cords at Reesor Siding ready to be loaded onto the rail cars. The strikers had heard about this and it was their intention to spill the wood piles once again. The O.P.P. had seen several vehicles full of strikers heading for Reesor Siding and, around midnight, the police arrived at Reesor Siding to inform the 20 farmers on guard that the strikers were coming. At approximately 12:30 a.m. between 400 and 500 strikers arrived. Within a few minutes 3 strikers were shot and killed and 8 were wounded under heavy gunfire from the farmers. The strikers were not armed with any weapons.
As they arrived at the site, the strikers crossed the cordon that the police had set up in an attempt to stop them. The strikers then had advanced toward the chain that was being used as a fence and, even before crossing it, without any warning the farmers opened fire on the strikers. (During the investigation, the police found that a minimum of 5 guns out of the 14 that were found had been fired more than once). The strikers retreated immediately, but 2 of them were dead on the scene while a third died on the way to the hospital; the wounded were brought to the hospital in the strikers’ vehicles.
There remained many questions: were the police aware that the farmers were armed and could they have advised the strikers? It appears logical to assume that the police had seen the farmers' arsenal at the time that they advised the farmers that the strikers were on their way. Furthermore, the Mayor of Kapuskasing Norm Grant had announced in the Globe and Mail Newspaper that the farmers were armed to protect themselves from the strikers’ raids.
In the days following the shooting, the then leader of the New Democratic Party, Donald C. McDonald publicly stated that he had affidavits confirming that the police knew beforehand that the farmers had guns at Reesor Siding.
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| NDP Leader Donald C. McDonald claimed that affidavits showed that police were aware that the farmers were armed. |
The deceased were Irenée and Joseph Fortier (brothers) from Palmarolle, Québec and Fernand Drouin from St. Elzéar. Irenée Fortier was 34 years old, married and had two children. His brother, Joseph was 25 years old and was also married. Fernand Drouin was 29 years old and a bachelor. The wounded were Harry Bernard, Ovila Bernard, Joseph Boily, Alex Hachey, Albert Martel, Joseph Mercier, Léo Ouimette and Daniel Tremblay.
The 20 farmers were immediately arrested by the police that were there and 14 firearms were seized. There were three 12 gauge shotguns, two 30-30 rifles, five twenty-two caliber rifles, two .303’s (Lee Enfield, surplus guns from the Second World War), one .30-06 and one .38 Smith and Wesson revolver.
The farmers were charged on February 11th for illegal use of firearms with intent to wound and were later released on a $500.00 bail each. A few days later, the Crown Attorney laid some new charges against the farmers; they were now accused of 3 counts of non capital murder. At the time if one was found guilty of non capital murder, he was only put in jail and could no be sentenced to death by hanging.
The day after the new charges were laid, all of the farmers gave themselves up to the police and where transported to the Haileybury Provincial jail to await trial.
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| Awaiting trial the men were kept in the infamous Haileybury Jail |
Following the Reesor Siding incident, the Attorney General, Fred Cass sent 200 police officers to assist the 25 already in Kapuskasing; warrants for the arrest of 237 strikers had been issued under accusations of having participated in a riot. The strikers and the leaders of Local 2995 cooperated fully with the police and, by February 15th, 181 strikers had given themselves up to the police following which, they were brought to Monteith, an old prisoners of war camp approximately two and one half hours from Kapuskasing . It was not very long that the strikers were released on bail.
Immediately after the shooting, the negotiations was taken over by the Ontario Minister of Labor. On February 14th after hours of negotiations, a solution was proposed to resolve the strike. The first point of solution was that Spruce Falls would negotiate with the union and in the meantime the loggers had to return to work under the conditions of the 1962 Agreement. However, before agreeing to this solution, the members had to vote on it.
Friday, February 15th and Saturday, February 16th the so-called "Solution" was presented to the members. The offer was thus accepted and the workers returned to work immediately.
The strike was over but there remained the legal proceedings for the 20 farmers who had been charged for non capital murder and the 254 strikers charged for illegal assembly. The court found 138 strikers guilty and were charged 200$ each. These fines were later paid by the head office of the parent Union.
The court proceeding against the farmers were held in October, 1963 at the Provincial Court of the District of Cochrane (in the town of Cochrane). The judge hearing the case was J.C. McRuer, Chief Justice of the Supreme Court of Ontario. These proceedings were only preliminary hearing to determine if the farmers were to be tried for murder. After the witnesses were heard and the evidence was presented, the 7 men's jury withdrew and deliberated for 2 ½ days.
The decision of the jury was that, due to lack of evidence, the farmers could not be tried for murder and must be set free without any conditions. However, Judge McRuer found that 3 of the farmers, namely Paul-Emile Coulombe, Léonce Tremblay and Héribert Murray, were guilty of possession of dangerous firearms. He imposed a fine of 150 dollars each!
In 1969, Stompin Tom Connors released his album On Tragedy Trail which including the Reesor shooting. It is said that he reported receiving death threats, ordering him not to play the song at upcoming venues.
A memorial to the slain men and injured workers was erected by the union amid some public outcry at a cost of $22,000. The Globe and Mail reported threats at the time to destroy the monument. The Province of Ontario in turn erected a historical plaque on the site.
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| Memorial to the fallen loggers |
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| Wood carving of logger and family was created by renown Ottawa Valley artist Abe Patterson |
Wednesday, March 23, 2011
Da Vinci Code ... Now The Mona Lisa Code?

Word has come from an Italian researcher that yet another great masterpiece contains secret information.
Tradition holds that the "Mona Lisa" is a painting of Lisa Gherardini, wife of Florentine merchant Francesco del Giocondo, and that Leonardo started painting it in 1503.
The painting is a half-length portrait and depicts a seated woman (it is almost unanimous that she is Lisa del Giocondo) whose facial expression is frequently described as enigmatic. The ambiguity of the subject's expression, the monumentality of the composition, and the subtle modeling of forms and atmospheric illusionism were novel qualities that have contributed to the continuing fascination and study of the work.
The image is so widely recognized, caricatured, and sought out by visitors to the Louvre that it is considered the most famous painting in the world.
Silvano Vinceti claims he has found the letter "S'' in the woman's left eye, the letter "L'' in her right eye, and the number "72" under the arched bridge in the backdrop of Leonardo da Vinci's famous painting.
The newly found symbols are not visible to the naked eye. Vinceti said Wednesday they are "very small, painted with a tiny brush and subjected to the wear and tear of time."
Vinceti has not studied the painting directly at the Louvre Museum, where it is on display. He said his research was based on high-definition scanned images from the Lumiere Technology in Paris, which specializes in digitizing artworks. Back in Italy, a Rome laboratory digitally excluded reflexes and other colours in the eyes in order to isolate the letters and make them stand out, Vinceti said.
The number "72" was recently found hidden in an arch of the bridge to the right of the model, he told The Associated Press.
But Vinceti said the "S'' might refer to a woman in the Sforza dynasty that ruled Milan. Leonardo spent time there between 1482-1499 and then between 1506-1507, Vinceti said, which might change the date of when the painting was begun.
Vinceti said the letter on the painting is drawn in the same way Leonardo did in his writings. The letter "L'' is for Leonardo, he said.

Where is Robert Langdon when you need him!
(Tom Hanks played the Harvard University symbologist Langdon in the Da Vinci Code)
The number "72," Vinceti argues, is found in the Kabbalah, a form of Jewish mysticism, and in Christianity. Even when considered separately, "7'' is full of symbolic associations in both Judaism and Christianity, for example to the creation of the world, and the number "2'' may be a reference to the duality of male and female, said Vinceti.
"Leonardo did nothing by chance," said Vinceti. "He wanted to leave his final thoughts on his view of the universe."
Alessandro Vezzosi, the director of a museum dedicated to Leonardo in his Tuscan hometown of Vinci, was skeptical.
Vezzosi argued that multiple sources prove that the painting depicts a woman from Florence, saying the purported new symbols are insufficient to counter that evidence.
Claudio Strinati, an art historian and an official with the Italian Culture Ministry, said Leonardo's passion for the Kabbalah is well known. But he doesn't believe that Leonardo wanted to attach any symbolic meaning to the letters and numbers, otherwise he would have left better clues.
"Over the past decades there have been so many interpretations I don't even remember them all," Strinati told The AP. "We all think the (Mona Lisa) is this constant source of mystery. The truth is, when you set your mind to finding a secret, you can demonstrate whatever you want."

At least in the 2003 movie The Da Vinci Code, no pretense was made of the fact that the story was fictional.
As one blogger summed this affair up: "I see a group of researchers who need to be forced to go out and find a real job. Come on world, please. If they have the time and resources to perform these meaningless acts, then I must ask: "why ?", why does the world entertain these frivolous and wasteful endeavors ? Who cares why she is smiling, no, really, who gives a @#$%. She was probably tickling herself down under while he was painting, or had just smoked some opium. And the worldly, scholarly, artistically inclined geniuses of our time are intrigued. Get a life."
Friday, March 11, 2011
Searching For Roots
John Haddow had two brothers; Thomas born August 9, 1876 and Arthur born March 17, 1879. Both John and Arthur immigrated to Canada in 1908. Both worked in the goldfields in Larder Lake in 1910 and both settled in the Temiskaming 'Clay Belt" in 1913. The Great Fire of October 1922 destroyed John's main barn, much of his winter feed and some of his livestock, but his brother Arthur was completely wiped out. Shortly after his wife Mary had recovered from burns that she had received in the fire, the family left for North Bay where Arthur found work in the bush camps.


Graves of Arthur and Mary. Terrace Lawn Cemetery, North Bay, Ontario.
At the onset of the First World War Arthur enlisted in the Forestry Corp and served in England and France, setting up saw mills and training workers. I had known of Arthur for some time and since I lived not far from North Bay for some years I had the chance to visit his grave. A well know man in the North Bay Nipissing area he married Mary Whittle and had seven children including Florence, Walter,Elsie, Hilda, Bert, Archie and James (Jimmy)

Arthur Haddow's Attestation Papers (Double click to enlarge)

Thomas joined the Scots Guard in Lancashire, England, just as war broke out between the British Empire and the Dutch Boer Republics, the Transvaal and the Orange Free State.
The 1st Battalion soon departed Ireland for South Africa to join up with the 1st Guards Brigade, and reached that country in November. The battalion quickly saw its first engagements in November, at Belmont, which ended in a British victory, and at the Battle of the Modder River, another British victory, though it had come at a heavy cost in British life after the British forces had come under a terrible withering fire from the Boer defenders, but the Boers eventually withdrew; the Scots Guards gained a battle honour for their part in the battle.

A group of Scots Guards
In December, the battalion took part in its first major engagement of the war at the Battle of Magersfontein. The Boers, well defended in their positions, poured a terrible fire into the attacking British, causing very heavy casualties, with the battle ending in a defeat for the British who had battled bravely against the Boers, and ending the attempts to relieve the town of Kimberley which was besieged by Boer forces; the siege would not to be lifted until February 1900.
In 1900, the 2nd Battalion departed the UK for South Africa, landing there in April, whereupon it joined the 16th Infantry Brigade. The Scots Guards then saw action at another major battle, at the Battle of Paardeberg, which last for a number of days in February, though the Boers there were eventually defeat when the Boer leader Piet Cronje surrendered.
The following month, the regiment took part in the Battle of Driefontein and in May, the 2nd Battalion took part in a small engagement at Biddulphsberg and on the 31st, the regiment was present at the capture of Johannesburg. During their time in Africa, the regiment performed a variety of duties, including manning blockhouses, rather than just their involvement in the many battles of the war.
In 1902, the British and their Commonwealth Allies triumphed over the Boers, after suffering dreadful casualties, appalling conditions and the terrible fighting they took part in against their tough adversary, the Boers.
That same year, the regiment returned home, having proven their professionalism once more to the world, and returned to the usual public duties that accompany the Guards.
In 1910 Thomas escorted my Grandmother Elizaeth and her two small children Tom and Art to Canada to join my Grandfather in Larder Lake. Thomas stayed on in Toronto and eventually married Florence Butler from Queensville. To my knowledge they only had one child, a girl named Evelyn.
Thomas worked as a motorman with the Toronto Transit Company until the beginning of World War 1, when he enlisted. He was posted to the 20th Battalion Canadian Expeditionary Force.

Thomas Haddow's Attestation Papers (double click to enlarge)

The 20th CEF battalion was authorized by the Privy Council on 6 August 1914 for service overseas and was mobilized on 7 November 1914 at the Exhibition Grounds, Toronto.It was raised from volunteers from Militia regiments of Central Ontario
Upon arrival in France on 15 September 1915, the battalion was assigned to the 4th Brigade, 2nd Division, Canadian Corps and given a section of the front on the Ypres Salient, near Messines. Duty holding the line included: nightly patrolling in no man's land, endless repairs to wire and trenches, and almost continuous enemy shelling. The winter of 1915-16 was spent in a routine of 18 days on the front and 6 days in the rear, all the while battling lice, trench foot, and disease. In March 1916, steel helmets were issued to all ranks.
In the spring of 1916, the Commander of the British Second Army decided that it was essential for an enemy salient near the village of St. Eloi to be eliminated. Following attacks and counter-attacks, the 4th Brigade tried to retake the craters that the 6th Brigade was forced to fall back from. The 20th Battalion managed to retake one crater and held it through a month of concentrated shelling. In one month, the 4th Brigade suffered 1373 casualties.
The Somme
On 15 September 1916 the Second Division joined the attack at the Somme, supported by tanks for the first time. The infantry captured three lines of trenches and reached their final objectives in just 40 minutes. The tanks, however, had broken down. Meanwhile, the 20th was trying to consolidate its position despite taking machine gun fire from both flanks.
Early October brought heavy rain and a second attack at the Somme. Under heavy shelling, the 20th captured two lines of trenches in close combat, mainly with grenades and bayonets. In both these actions, the 20th captured all of their objectives and held them until relieved, but at a cost of 111 killed and 319 wounded in only three weeks.
The winter of 1916-1917 was spent holding different parts of the line, patrolling, and carrying out trench raids. One particularly large raid was carried out on the morning of 17 January 1917. On this raid, in 90 minutes, the battalion took 57 prisoners, including one officer, captured one mortar piece, and destroyed 35 deep dugouts, two bomb stores, and two mortar pieces. Two officers and thirty men of the enemy were counted dead, besides an indeterminate number killed inside dugouts. Our casualties were two officers wounded, 27 other ranks killed, 51 wounded and one missing.
Vimy Ridge
Spring of 1917 found the Canadian Corps preparing to take Vimy Ridge as a part of the Battle of Arras. The ridge had been in the hands of the Germans since the early days of the war and provided them with good observation on our rear area, while denying us a view of the wide Douai Plain behind it. The French made an unsuccessful attempt to take the ridge in May 1915.
They tried again in September 1915, and this time got as far as the second trench lines. These positions were consolidated by the British but were lost to German counterattacks in May 1916. Vimy was one of the most heavily defended points on the whole Western Front.
The Second Division attacked in the direction of Farbus, on an initial frontage of 1500 yards and a final frontage of 2500 yards. The total depth was 3500 yards. The attack went in on 9 April 1917 with the 4th Brigade right, the 5th Brigade left, and the 6th Brigade and the 13th Imperial Brigade moving through the lead brigades to capture depth objectives.
The 20th Battalion attacked in right depth of the 4th Brigade, mopping up the enemy still holed up in trenches and craters, taking prisoners and collecting maps and documents. During the attack, contact was lost with the 5th Brigade troops on the left, a gap filled by C Company of the 20th. This company also captured a German Field Gun at the entrance to Thélus.
The attack was a complete success. The Canadian Corps captured the entire ridge, a stunning achievement that many in the High Command had declared impossible, but which proved the worth of Canadian troops. Casualties of the 20th Battalion were relatively light, i.e. under one hundred, of whom only six were killed. This was, unfortunately, not true of the Canadian Corps as whole.
Hill 70
After Vimy, the battalion spent the summer in intensive training exercises, learning the new principles of fire and movement. On 15 August 1917, the Canadians began their attack on Hill 70, where Sgt Hobson won his Victoria Cross.
This German wireless report of 18 August 1917 was referred to by the Corps Commander, Lieutenant-General Sir Arthur Currie, when he visited the battalion:
"In Artois, the British by destructive fire lasting for four weeks have turned the foremost German positions into a shell hole area like that in Flanders. They engaged the whole of their four Canadian Divisions. The Canadians, whom the the British Higher Command always employs for the most difficult and costly fighting, advanced with obstinate bravery during the whole day against the German positions."
Passchendaele
For some time rumours - which were hoped false - had whispered that a number of units of the Canadian Corps were on their way to Passchendaele. One morning, the Battalion were ordered to fall in very hurriedly and mysteriously, without any of the usual preliminaries. Then Lieut.-Gen. Sir Arthur Currie appeared and ordered the ranks to close in around him. He made a speech, characteristically brief and to the point, saying that although he had begged the Commander-in-Chief to spare the Canadians the ordeal of Passchendaele, his plea had been refused because pressure on the enemy must be maintained. The Passchendaele Ridge had to be captured, for reasons he was unable to divulge, and for that task the Canadians had been chosen.
The terrible conditions of Passchendaele are legendary. All features of the landscape were completely obliterated, leaving nothing behind but water-filled shell craters, trenches like drainage ditches, and endless mud. There were hardly roads left, or even solid ground. Board walks were constructed to make movement possible, but were frequently destroyed in the constant enemy artillery bombardment. The bodies of men and horses were left unburied to rot in the muck.
When the battalion was finally relieved, the struggle to get out was so great that many of the walking wounded died of exhaustion. "The memory of it is still horrible. Never had been experienced such general suffering from shelling, aircraft activity by day and night, such weather and ground conditions." The Canadian Corps captured two square miles at Passchendaele, suffering 16,404 casualties.
Following Passchendaele, the 20th saw action at Cambrai and then spent a relatively quiet winter, holding trenches in the Vimy area and patrolling. The collapse of Russia in November 1917 was bad news for the allies. The Germans could now divert many more divisions to the Western Front for a large attack before American troops arrived at the front. When the first attacks came in March, it was disastrous for the Allies; the British were unable to hold their ground and were driven back almost to Amiens. That summer, the 20th relieved British troops who were exhausted from the constant pressure of the Germans.

Cap Badge of the 20th.
Canada's Hundred Days
Early August 1918 found the movements of the 20th Battalion cloaked with secrecy. Marches were made at night and orders to move were sudden. Eventually, it was revealed that the whole Canadian Corps would be taking part in a counter-attack near Amiens. "The great secret had been well maintained up to the last moment; the Germans would naturally expect an attack on any front where they found the Canadian Corps, which had been held in reserve during the fighting in March."
The Battle of Amiens was the turning point in the war, the beginning of the end for the Central Powers. It began on 8 August 1918 and its spearhead was made up of the Canadian Corps and the Australian Corps. On the first day, the Second Canadian Division advanced an unbelievable eight miles. On the second day, they made another advance of 5000 yards. Ludendorff, the German Commander-in-Chief, in his memoirs called 8 August "the black day of the German Army". The battalion met with more success at Arras, later that same month. These gains, however, exacted a heavy toll on the battalion; casualties during the month of August 1918 totalled 18 officers and 563 other ranks.
While the Allies had finally managed to win ground and build momentum, the Germans also continued to resist fiercely.On 10-12 October 1918, the battalion found itself exploiting bridgeheads across the Canal de l'Escaut. In 42 hours of almost incessant fighting there were casualties of 11 officers and 319 other ranks. It was here that Lt W.L. Algie won his Victoria Cross.The fighting continued in the Pursuit to Mons up until the last moments of the war. In the last 24 hours before the armistice, the Battalion lost one officer and 11 other ranks killed, and 30 other ranks wounded. Also, the 20th captured the last prisoner taken by a Canadian unit, at 10 A.M. on 11 November 1918, at Mons.
No Canadian unit of the First World War has a prouder record of service. The 20th Battalion won a total of 18 Battle Honours and 398 decorations and awards, including two Victoria Crosses. During the entire war, on no occasion was the battalion ever driven out of its trenches by the enemy, nor did any company, platoon, or section ever flee the battlefield. Altogether, 855 officers and men of the 20th Battalion died in the First World War. Over 60,000 Canadian men died in the First World War, one out of every eleven who served.
By the end of the war thomas had reached the rank of Company Sargeant Major. He stayed with the military until retirement.

Thomas was awarded the Military Medal for 'bravery under fire'.

This obituary notice in the Temiskaming Speaker dated July 13, 1939 was the only evidence that I had regarding my great uncles final resting place.

With the help of the office manager at the Prospect Cemetery and a small map she had given me, at long last I found my great uncle.

Main entrance to Prospect Cemetery

There are over 300 veterans buried in Prospect Cemetery.


Headstone of C.S.M Thomas William Haddow MM. Veterans Plot, Prospect Cemetery, Toronto.
It is difficult to express the feelings that I had as I stood at the foot of his grave marker. There were so many things that i would have loved to ask him. I would have loved to have had the chance to know him better, to meet his wife and daughter. But those opportunities have long since gone. It should have felt as though I were meeting a stranger .. but it did not. I knelt down by his marker, touched it's rough surface and told him that I was glad to have finally meet him. I told him about my Dad (I am not sure if he ever met him), my sons and my grandkids. As I was leaving I looked back and told him that I would be back in the spring.

Thomas died in the Christie Street hospital (later known as the Sunnybrook Hospital)


Graves of Arthur and Mary. Terrace Lawn Cemetery, North Bay, Ontario.
At the onset of the First World War Arthur enlisted in the Forestry Corp and served in England and France, setting up saw mills and training workers. I had known of Arthur for some time and since I lived not far from North Bay for some years I had the chance to visit his grave. A well know man in the North Bay Nipissing area he married Mary Whittle and had seven children including Florence, Walter,Elsie, Hilda, Bert, Archie and James (Jimmy)

Arthur Haddow's Attestation Papers (Double click to enlarge)

Thomas joined the Scots Guard in Lancashire, England, just as war broke out between the British Empire and the Dutch Boer Republics, the Transvaal and the Orange Free State.
The 1st Battalion soon departed Ireland for South Africa to join up with the 1st Guards Brigade, and reached that country in November. The battalion quickly saw its first engagements in November, at Belmont, which ended in a British victory, and at the Battle of the Modder River, another British victory, though it had come at a heavy cost in British life after the British forces had come under a terrible withering fire from the Boer defenders, but the Boers eventually withdrew; the Scots Guards gained a battle honour for their part in the battle.

A group of Scots Guards
In December, the battalion took part in its first major engagement of the war at the Battle of Magersfontein. The Boers, well defended in their positions, poured a terrible fire into the attacking British, causing very heavy casualties, with the battle ending in a defeat for the British who had battled bravely against the Boers, and ending the attempts to relieve the town of Kimberley which was besieged by Boer forces; the siege would not to be lifted until February 1900.
In 1900, the 2nd Battalion departed the UK for South Africa, landing there in April, whereupon it joined the 16th Infantry Brigade. The Scots Guards then saw action at another major battle, at the Battle of Paardeberg, which last for a number of days in February, though the Boers there were eventually defeat when the Boer leader Piet Cronje surrendered.
The following month, the regiment took part in the Battle of Driefontein and in May, the 2nd Battalion took part in a small engagement at Biddulphsberg and on the 31st, the regiment was present at the capture of Johannesburg. During their time in Africa, the regiment performed a variety of duties, including manning blockhouses, rather than just their involvement in the many battles of the war.
In 1902, the British and their Commonwealth Allies triumphed over the Boers, after suffering dreadful casualties, appalling conditions and the terrible fighting they took part in against their tough adversary, the Boers.
That same year, the regiment returned home, having proven their professionalism once more to the world, and returned to the usual public duties that accompany the Guards.
In 1910 Thomas escorted my Grandmother Elizaeth and her two small children Tom and Art to Canada to join my Grandfather in Larder Lake. Thomas stayed on in Toronto and eventually married Florence Butler from Queensville. To my knowledge they only had one child, a girl named Evelyn.
Thomas worked as a motorman with the Toronto Transit Company until the beginning of World War 1, when he enlisted. He was posted to the 20th Battalion Canadian Expeditionary Force.

Thomas Haddow's Attestation Papers (double click to enlarge)

The 20th CEF battalion was authorized by the Privy Council on 6 August 1914 for service overseas and was mobilized on 7 November 1914 at the Exhibition Grounds, Toronto.It was raised from volunteers from Militia regiments of Central Ontario
Upon arrival in France on 15 September 1915, the battalion was assigned to the 4th Brigade, 2nd Division, Canadian Corps and given a section of the front on the Ypres Salient, near Messines. Duty holding the line included: nightly patrolling in no man's land, endless repairs to wire and trenches, and almost continuous enemy shelling. The winter of 1915-16 was spent in a routine of 18 days on the front and 6 days in the rear, all the while battling lice, trench foot, and disease. In March 1916, steel helmets were issued to all ranks.
In the spring of 1916, the Commander of the British Second Army decided that it was essential for an enemy salient near the village of St. Eloi to be eliminated. Following attacks and counter-attacks, the 4th Brigade tried to retake the craters that the 6th Brigade was forced to fall back from. The 20th Battalion managed to retake one crater and held it through a month of concentrated shelling. In one month, the 4th Brigade suffered 1373 casualties.
The Somme
On 15 September 1916 the Second Division joined the attack at the Somme, supported by tanks for the first time. The infantry captured three lines of trenches and reached their final objectives in just 40 minutes. The tanks, however, had broken down. Meanwhile, the 20th was trying to consolidate its position despite taking machine gun fire from both flanks.
Early October brought heavy rain and a second attack at the Somme. Under heavy shelling, the 20th captured two lines of trenches in close combat, mainly with grenades and bayonets. In both these actions, the 20th captured all of their objectives and held them until relieved, but at a cost of 111 killed and 319 wounded in only three weeks.
The winter of 1916-1917 was spent holding different parts of the line, patrolling, and carrying out trench raids. One particularly large raid was carried out on the morning of 17 January 1917. On this raid, in 90 minutes, the battalion took 57 prisoners, including one officer, captured one mortar piece, and destroyed 35 deep dugouts, two bomb stores, and two mortar pieces. Two officers and thirty men of the enemy were counted dead, besides an indeterminate number killed inside dugouts. Our casualties were two officers wounded, 27 other ranks killed, 51 wounded and one missing.
Vimy Ridge
Spring of 1917 found the Canadian Corps preparing to take Vimy Ridge as a part of the Battle of Arras. The ridge had been in the hands of the Germans since the early days of the war and provided them with good observation on our rear area, while denying us a view of the wide Douai Plain behind it. The French made an unsuccessful attempt to take the ridge in May 1915.
They tried again in September 1915, and this time got as far as the second trench lines. These positions were consolidated by the British but were lost to German counterattacks in May 1916. Vimy was one of the most heavily defended points on the whole Western Front.
The Second Division attacked in the direction of Farbus, on an initial frontage of 1500 yards and a final frontage of 2500 yards. The total depth was 3500 yards. The attack went in on 9 April 1917 with the 4th Brigade right, the 5th Brigade left, and the 6th Brigade and the 13th Imperial Brigade moving through the lead brigades to capture depth objectives.
The 20th Battalion attacked in right depth of the 4th Brigade, mopping up the enemy still holed up in trenches and craters, taking prisoners and collecting maps and documents. During the attack, contact was lost with the 5th Brigade troops on the left, a gap filled by C Company of the 20th. This company also captured a German Field Gun at the entrance to Thélus.
The attack was a complete success. The Canadian Corps captured the entire ridge, a stunning achievement that many in the High Command had declared impossible, but which proved the worth of Canadian troops. Casualties of the 20th Battalion were relatively light, i.e. under one hundred, of whom only six were killed. This was, unfortunately, not true of the Canadian Corps as whole.
Hill 70
After Vimy, the battalion spent the summer in intensive training exercises, learning the new principles of fire and movement. On 15 August 1917, the Canadians began their attack on Hill 70, where Sgt Hobson won his Victoria Cross.
This German wireless report of 18 August 1917 was referred to by the Corps Commander, Lieutenant-General Sir Arthur Currie, when he visited the battalion:
"In Artois, the British by destructive fire lasting for four weeks have turned the foremost German positions into a shell hole area like that in Flanders. They engaged the whole of their four Canadian Divisions. The Canadians, whom the the British Higher Command always employs for the most difficult and costly fighting, advanced with obstinate bravery during the whole day against the German positions."
Passchendaele
For some time rumours - which were hoped false - had whispered that a number of units of the Canadian Corps were on their way to Passchendaele. One morning, the Battalion were ordered to fall in very hurriedly and mysteriously, without any of the usual preliminaries. Then Lieut.-Gen. Sir Arthur Currie appeared and ordered the ranks to close in around him. He made a speech, characteristically brief and to the point, saying that although he had begged the Commander-in-Chief to spare the Canadians the ordeal of Passchendaele, his plea had been refused because pressure on the enemy must be maintained. The Passchendaele Ridge had to be captured, for reasons he was unable to divulge, and for that task the Canadians had been chosen.
The terrible conditions of Passchendaele are legendary. All features of the landscape were completely obliterated, leaving nothing behind but water-filled shell craters, trenches like drainage ditches, and endless mud. There were hardly roads left, or even solid ground. Board walks were constructed to make movement possible, but were frequently destroyed in the constant enemy artillery bombardment. The bodies of men and horses were left unburied to rot in the muck.
When the battalion was finally relieved, the struggle to get out was so great that many of the walking wounded died of exhaustion. "The memory of it is still horrible. Never had been experienced such general suffering from shelling, aircraft activity by day and night, such weather and ground conditions." The Canadian Corps captured two square miles at Passchendaele, suffering 16,404 casualties.
Following Passchendaele, the 20th saw action at Cambrai and then spent a relatively quiet winter, holding trenches in the Vimy area and patrolling. The collapse of Russia in November 1917 was bad news for the allies. The Germans could now divert many more divisions to the Western Front for a large attack before American troops arrived at the front. When the first attacks came in March, it was disastrous for the Allies; the British were unable to hold their ground and were driven back almost to Amiens. That summer, the 20th relieved British troops who were exhausted from the constant pressure of the Germans.

Cap Badge of the 20th.
Canada's Hundred Days
Early August 1918 found the movements of the 20th Battalion cloaked with secrecy. Marches were made at night and orders to move were sudden. Eventually, it was revealed that the whole Canadian Corps would be taking part in a counter-attack near Amiens. "The great secret had been well maintained up to the last moment; the Germans would naturally expect an attack on any front where they found the Canadian Corps, which had been held in reserve during the fighting in March."
The Battle of Amiens was the turning point in the war, the beginning of the end for the Central Powers. It began on 8 August 1918 and its spearhead was made up of the Canadian Corps and the Australian Corps. On the first day, the Second Canadian Division advanced an unbelievable eight miles. On the second day, they made another advance of 5000 yards. Ludendorff, the German Commander-in-Chief, in his memoirs called 8 August "the black day of the German Army". The battalion met with more success at Arras, later that same month. These gains, however, exacted a heavy toll on the battalion; casualties during the month of August 1918 totalled 18 officers and 563 other ranks.
While the Allies had finally managed to win ground and build momentum, the Germans also continued to resist fiercely.On 10-12 October 1918, the battalion found itself exploiting bridgeheads across the Canal de l'Escaut. In 42 hours of almost incessant fighting there were casualties of 11 officers and 319 other ranks. It was here that Lt W.L. Algie won his Victoria Cross.The fighting continued in the Pursuit to Mons up until the last moments of the war. In the last 24 hours before the armistice, the Battalion lost one officer and 11 other ranks killed, and 30 other ranks wounded. Also, the 20th captured the last prisoner taken by a Canadian unit, at 10 A.M. on 11 November 1918, at Mons.
No Canadian unit of the First World War has a prouder record of service. The 20th Battalion won a total of 18 Battle Honours and 398 decorations and awards, including two Victoria Crosses. During the entire war, on no occasion was the battalion ever driven out of its trenches by the enemy, nor did any company, platoon, or section ever flee the battlefield. Altogether, 855 officers and men of the 20th Battalion died in the First World War. Over 60,000 Canadian men died in the First World War, one out of every eleven who served.
By the end of the war thomas had reached the rank of Company Sargeant Major. He stayed with the military until retirement.

Thomas was awarded the Military Medal for 'bravery under fire'.

This obituary notice in the Temiskaming Speaker dated July 13, 1939 was the only evidence that I had regarding my great uncles final resting place.

With the help of the office manager at the Prospect Cemetery and a small map she had given me, at long last I found my great uncle.

Main entrance to Prospect Cemetery

There are over 300 veterans buried in Prospect Cemetery.


Headstone of C.S.M Thomas William Haddow MM. Veterans Plot, Prospect Cemetery, Toronto.
It is difficult to express the feelings that I had as I stood at the foot of his grave marker. There were so many things that i would have loved to ask him. I would have loved to have had the chance to know him better, to meet his wife and daughter. But those opportunities have long since gone. It should have felt as though I were meeting a stranger .. but it did not. I knelt down by his marker, touched it's rough surface and told him that I was glad to have finally meet him. I told him about my Dad (I am not sure if he ever met him), my sons and my grandkids. As I was leaving I looked back and told him that I would be back in the spring.

Thomas died in the Christie Street hospital (later known as the Sunnybrook Hospital)
Friday, March 4, 2011
You Know You Are From Northern Ontario When ----

- You only know three spices - salt, pepper and ketchup.
- You design your Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit.
- The mosquitoes have landing lights.
- You have more miles on your snowblower than your car.
- You have 10 favourite recipes for moose meat.
- Canadian Tire on any Saturday is busier than the toy stores at Christmas.
- You live in a house that has no front step, yet the door is one meter above the ground.
- You've taken your kids trick-or-treating in a blizzard.
- Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled in with snow.
- You think sexy lingerie is tube-socks and a flannel nightie with only 8 buttons.
- You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car.
- The local paper covers national and international headlines on 1/4 page, but requires 6 pages for sports.
- At least twice a year, the kitchen doubles as a meat processing plant.
- Your snowblower gets stuck on the roof.
- You think the start of moose season is a national holiday.
- You head south to go to your cottage.
- You frequently clean grease off your barbeque so the bears won't prowl on your deck.
- You know which leaves make good toilet paper.
- The major parish fund-raiser isn't bingo - it's sausage making.
- You find -40C a little chilly.
- The trunk of your car doubles as a deep freezer.
- You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewelry and your Sorels.
- You can play road hockey on skates.
- You know 4 seasons - Winter, Still Winter, almost Winter and Construction.
- The Town Of Blind River buys a Zamboni before a bus.
And Lastly -------
- The most effective mosquito repellent is a shotgun.

These folks know how to dress during Northern Ontario black fly season
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